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What is The Joker's best line in The Dark Knight?

  • #1
    “Do you want to know why I use a knife? You see, guns are too quick. You can’t savor all of the little…emotions. In their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way…I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?”by Porterfield
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  • #2
    “I believe… whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you…stranger.”by Porterfield
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  • #3
    “You… you just couldn’t let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptable aren’t you. You won’t kill me because of some misplaced sense of self-rightousness. And I won’t kill you because…you’re just too much fun. I get the feeling that you and I are destined to do this forever.”by Porterfield
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  • #4
    “Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos , and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.”by Porterfield
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  • #5
    "How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa! It’s… it’s gone."by Porterfield
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  • #6
    “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight, you’re gonna break your one rule.”by Porterfield
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  • #7
    “I took gotham’s white knight and I brought ‘im down to our level. Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push.“by Porterfield
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  • #8
    "You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face." And... [glancing at thug] Why so serious?"by Porterfield
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  • #9
    "Batman: Then why do you want to kill me? Joker: I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You… you… complete me. Batman: You’re garbage who kills for money. Joker: Don’t talk like one of them. You’re not! Even if you’d like to be. To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. I’ll show you. When the chips are down, these… these civilized people, they’ll eat each other. See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve."by Porterfield
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  • #10
    "Batman: Let her go! Joker: [holding Rachel out of a window] Very poor choice of words…"by Porterfield
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