Joker: The place is a mess, no one's fed the hyenas, I can't find my socks, and I haven't gotten any pussy in weeks. Where's Harley?
Thug: What was that last thing you said?
Joker: Uh... I can't find my socks.

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Harley: Thank you Batman
Batman: I hate you
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